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Old 18. Apr 2015, 08:38 AM   #261 (permalink)
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If Jesus was a programmer what tools would he use?

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Old 18. Apr 2015, 09:28 AM   #262 (permalink)
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If Jesus was a programmer what tools would he use?
COBOL ...


... because it was a work of Grace.
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Microsoft has developed its own Linux. Repeat. Microsoft has developed its own Linux

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Old 21. Sep 2015, 09:10 AM   #266 (permalink)
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Stand in line, guys. Stand in line:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-0...e-sperm-iphone

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Keeping the spammers away is tedious work:


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