Texting Codes you need to know

[emmjay]

Texting for Seniors
Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes. I thought the following listing was appropriate ... After all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL , etc....so here are some codes for seniors:

• ATD - At the Doctor's
• BFF - Best Friends Funeral
• BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
• BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
• CBM - Covered by Medicare
• CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
• DWI - Driving While Incontinent
• FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
• FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
• FYI - Found Your Insulin
• GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
• GHA - Got Heartburn Again
• HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
• IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
• LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
• LOL - Living on Lipitor
• LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
• OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
• OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
• ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
• TOT - Texting on Toilet
• TTYL - Talk to You Louder
• WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
• WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
• WTP - Where're the Prunes
• WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

[eyeb]

where's the help i've fallen and cant get up?

[J_L]

Imho hfcgu?