Beethoven's a dog ....

[vasa1]

...can't write in cursive, think email is too slow, that Beethoven's a dog and Michelangelo a computer virus...

...Czechoslovakia has never existed, Fergie is a pop singer, not a duchess; Clint Eastwood is a sensitive movie director, not Dirty Harry; and John McEnroe stars in TV ads, not on the tennis court...

And I loved this the best:

"Then we present the ideas to every 18-year-old whose attention we can get and we wait for the 'mindset moment' -- the blank stare that comes back at you that makes you realize they have no idea what you're talking about," Nief told AFP.

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And this is for a certain someone:

"Banana Republic has always been a store, not a puppet government in Latin America."

[MidnightCowboy]

Originally Posted by vasa1

And this is for a certain someone:

Well, the monkeys here have always made more sense than I do, this has never been in dispute

I´ve long since given up trying to learn Portuguese so I´m trying to teach them English instead. They have a current obsession with undoing knots. Anything they find in the garden now which is tied up gets returned to it´s former state!

I jokingly suggested to my wife recently that I should try to get them to use the computer. She replied that as they would just scream and thump the keyboard would anyone notice the difference? Don´t you just love 'em?