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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: near Ashford Kent England
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Computing explained ?? !!!
>> >> >>> (To be read out loud.) >>> >>> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, >>> and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, >>> and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, >>> then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. >>> >>> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, >>> and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, >>> And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, >>> then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! >>> >>> If the label on the cable on the table at your house, >>> says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, >>> but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, >>> that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall...... >>> >>> And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, >>> so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; >>> then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, >>> 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang. >>> >>> When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, >>> and the macro code instructions causing that unwanted risk, >>> then you'll have to flash the BIOS and you'll want to RAM your ROM, >>> Just quickly turn the darn thing off and run to tell your Mom! >>> >>> Well, that certainly clears things up for me.. How about you? >>> Thank you, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives. |
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