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Old 21. Jan 2010, 09:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Computing explained ?? !!!
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>>> (To be read out loud.)
>>>
>>> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
>>> and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
>>> and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
>>> then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
>>>
>>> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
>>> and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
>>> And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
>>> then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
>>>
>>> If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
>>> says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
>>> but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
>>> that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall......
>>>
>>> And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
>>> so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
>>> then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
>>> 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
>>>
>>> When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
>>> and the macro code instructions causing that unwanted risk,
>>> then you'll have to flash the BIOS and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
>>> Just quickly turn the darn thing off and run to tell your Mom!
>>>
>>> Well, that certainly clears things up for me.. How about you?
>>> Thank you, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives.
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Old 21. Mar 2010, 07:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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